Time Magazine wrote of Kim Kardashian's new book, which you'll hardly be surprised to discover is composed entirely of selfies,
...her new book of annotated self-taken photos, titled Selfish and out this week, feels almost like an ode to the people around her.
Yes, there is healthy ego in Mrs. Kanye West’s glam shots. There are bikini selfies, bathroom selfies, selfies in the club, selfies in the car. But sometimes, other people wander into the shot.
Wow. Wow!
Here are 13 books Ireland and the world needed before the Kim Kardashian selfie book:
1) 'Fear and Loathing in Ross-Vegas: Why I Voted No'
by John Waters
2) '50 Shades of Andy Gray'
Already the subject of the utterly disgusting, sexually depraved Twitter account, by the gas man that is Charles Lawley
3) 'You Know What They Say About Big Feet'
An autobiography by Socky the Sock Monster
4) 'Ridin' Solo: A Guide To Self-Pleasure'
by Jason DeRulo
5) The Secretary Who Used Say, "Bill Will See You Now" On The Apprentice: My Story'
by the secretary who used say, "Bill will see you now" on The Apprentice
6) 'To Hell and Back'
Ted the Panda's tell-all on his life-long battle with Ray D'Arcy
7) 'How Many Songs to Babylon? My Struggle'
by David Gray
8) 'More Shit About Water Meters'
by N.E. Ohl-Claun
9) 'Why They Gave Me External Genitalia'
by Crazy Frog
10) 'Catch 22: How To Call A Mark'
by Girvan Dempsey
11) 'The Frapes of Wrath'
by your absolute berk of a friend who never passes up the opportunity to declare you 'gay' on Facebook
12) Another book of any description by Jordan.
Actually, no, this one's not even true.
13) An actual 'LAD Bible'
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