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Noel Gallagher Labels One Direction 'Cocksuckers,' Roasts Adele And Ellie Goulding

Noel Gallagher Labels One Direction 'Cocksuckers,' Roasts Adele And Ellie Goulding

Rock 'n' roll's bastard uncle Noel Gallagher has, once again, gone to town on the state of the music industry and pop culture.

Speaking in his feature interview in this month's Esquire, Gallagher teed off on chart-toppers One Direction, Adele and Ellie Goulding, but admitted he has a soft spot for Kanye West.

I’ll tell you what's wrong,

Gallagher is quoted as saying.

Fame's wasted on these cunts today.

Bar Kanye. You watch him on the MTV Awards and you think, 'You can fucking stay, you’re alright'.

Gallagher added:

Does anybody give a fuck about what any of these current pop stars are up to? Who gives a shit what fucking One Direction do? Cocksuckers, all of them in rehab by the time they’re 30.

Harry Styles has got nothing to say for himself – nothing. 'You alright, mate?' "Uhhh." That's it. The gig will never die because you can't download it. You can't download spirit.

He continued:

Who gives a shit what Ellie Goulding is up to? Really? Adele, what? Blows my fucking mind. It blows my fucking mind. Nobody cares! Fame’s wasted on them, with their fucking in-ear monitors and their electronic cigarettes. And their fragrances that they’re bringing out for Christmas. You fucking dicks.

Not for the first time, the former Oasis frontman saved a special mention for Zayn Malik:

For the likes of me who persevered from an early age to play the fucking guitar and write songs and practice and practice and practice, I'll be fine. God help Zayn Malik.

The High Flying Bird recently labelled Malik "a fucking idiot" for leaving One Direction.

H/T: Esquire

 

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