A Genius Is Tweeting From The Perspective Of A Regular Bayside Student From 'Saved By The Bell' Times

Saved By The Bell was an institution to those of us fortunate enough to have Nickelodeon growing up, and in a stroke of sheer genius, someone is recreating that famous Bayside spirit. In tweet form.

It's difficult to remember the last time we slept without first wondering, 'what would it have been like if social media was invented prior to Saved By The Bell's inception in 1989?' And finally, answers have been provided by Twitter's resident Bayside student, @IGoToBayside, who provided his or her mission statement as far back as 2014:

@dpwac I'm just your average 15-year-old Tiger, trying to get noticed in a world that favors jocks, preppies, and dorks.

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) August 13, 2014

And Bayside Student spent a worrying portion of 2014 going in two-footed on some of Bayside High's most popular teens, whilst also providing a ground zero view on some of the more well-known goings on at the famed Californian high school.

Jessie Spano just walks by me in the hall like we didn't go to dance camp together.

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) August 13, 2014

Why are these same 6 assholes in every school play?

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) August 12, 2014

Are we really not going to take the oil money to save 3 ducks? Why don't we just move them? And when the hell did we get a pond?

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) August 12, 2014

Of course, if you're reading this you clearly remember the episode Pipe Dreams, and more importantly, Becky the duck.

And how could we forget the antics during Miss Bayside?

Bayside Student hits us with some cold truths.

That beauty pageant was a farce

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) August 15, 2014

After an 18-month hiatus, @IGoToBayside has picked up where he or she left off back in 2014, having finally saved enough money for that school ski trip.

That con-artist Zack Morris just put a picture of Screech on a Wheaties box. They're not even O-shaped. https://t.co/EmJYmduCKe

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) February 17, 2016

Like those 6 assholes need any more attention. There are other people at this school. At least 10 of us. https://t.co/vTUYBcKCGL

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) February 17, 2016

I am surprised no one at Valley has tested him for steroids. Muscles, temper, dimple. All the signs are there. https://t.co/jLoJHMzvy1

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) February 17, 2016

And even everybody's favourite principal has gotten in on the action...

:-) https://t.co/P64guAGVeq

— Dennis Haskins (@mrbelding) February 16, 2016

But it's not all plain sailing now that IGoToBayside is back in school...

I just found out I have a class on the second floor next year, and I’m worried because no one has ever been to the second floor.

— Bayside Student (@IGoToBayside) February 17, 2016

For more, follow @IGoToBayside on Twitter.