Hello and welcome to our daily dose of the most ridiculous, vomit-inducing celeb gossip of the day. I hope you're looking forward to this as much as you are!
Here we go...
Katie Price has a stye on her eye and it's sending cryptic tweets
All that surprises me about any of this is that the Mirror somehow didn't do an article on that time I found a pimple on my arse.
Silly girls making silly comments, grow up & message me personally or better yet, meet me and I'll shut you up. ☺️ #Bimbo #GrowSome #I❤️M&Ms — Katie Price (@MissKatiePrice) July 7, 2015
YOU SLAAAAAG!
Rihanna wears normal clothes to go to the gym
This such a ridiculous story I'm not even going to include the photos. Primarily because we don't have the copyright to use them but also because I'm protesting against such nonsense.
Kesha's doctor threatened to kill her dog
Things seem to have gotten heated between Kesha and her GP, Dr Luke. The singer has accused her doctor of threatening to kill her dog and also of threatening to remove her mother from music credits. I didn't know physicians had that kind of power but there you go.
Ariana Grande licked a load of donuts and now everyone thinks she's unsound
Police are investigating Ariana Grande ... no really, they are ... after she was caught licking donuts and then not buying any of them.
Is this real life? Am I being Punk'd? I'm being Punk'd, aren't I?
The Kardashians and the Jenners are at it again
Those Kardashians - up to no good as usual.
There's literally a story about each one of them every day. It's insane! Today, one of the Jenners' ex-boyfriend/husband or something - the lad who was doing the dirt on her, you know him- well anyhow, he's sad because he's missing his daughter's birthday.
Meanwhile Khloe has licked her sister's stomach....
... Kim is going up against Kylie in the 'Selfie Taker' category at the Teen Choice Awards. and Katie Hopkins thinks Caitlyn Jenner is actually just a photo.
Caitlyn, get over yourself bird. Do something. Say something. Be something. Women are more than dresses & photoshoots pic.twitter.com/QpDM8kpskr
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) July 9, 2015