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All Today's Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

All Today's Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

Today's celeb news includes a fishing net, a dad, a lucky jail escape, a vampire engagement and much more. Celeb land is so riveting that it's hard to imagine our lives without stories like the ones we provide you now on a daily basis.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the celebrity gossip that is supposedly 'news' for some poor unfortunates.

BREAKING: Ariana Grande will NOT go to jail for her donut licking antics

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Well thank God for that, we thought that was the end of the pop princess after she committed the heinous crime of licking a load of donuts and being investigated by police. Clearly American law enforcers aren't as dedicated as we thought to putting the lowest of the low behind bars. How she got away without a life sentence we'll never know.

The Beckhams walked through an airport

It's hard to believe that a family would wear casual attire and saunter through an airport with the dad carrying his little daughter but jaw-droppingly this is what the Beckham clan did. David and his kids were photographed walking through the airport after landing in L.A. and they all looked lovely. Awwwww. In other Beckham related news, the above throwback of David and Harper is adorable.

Lady Gaga wore a fishing net disco outfit on a plane

Is this even surprising anymore? No is the answer. SHE WORE MEAT for goodness sake.

A pretty little lying original vampire is now engaged

Claire Holt, star of shows such as The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars and The Originals is engaged to her long term partner Matt Kaplan. Let's hope she doesn't bit his head off during wedding preparations. They might have stake as the main course ohhh and I wonder will they get their rings en-grave-d. Ok I'll stop.

The royal family news of the day

No, not the actual Royal family, don't be silly, we could never make fun of the wonderful Wills and Kate and anyway, by now you should know that our final celeb post of the day is Kardashian/Jenner related so in today's contribution:

Khloé has given up fizzy drinks, Kim wore a plunging black dress walking down the street (so nothing new then), Kourtney watered her sisters plants, Kylie got her nails done and Kendall and Kris wore clothes to fly out of London.

*Ariana Grande image: TMZ

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