'Did you hear the phones weren't working on Liveline today?'
'What!? Go'way!'
'Aye, no one could get through. Sure he didn't know what to do.'
'What happened then?'
'He just played loads of The Corrs for some reason. There must be some sort of 'Corrs panic button' in RTÉ.'
'Jaysis that's a disgrace now altogether. What the hell are we paying our licence fee for? This is needs to be sorted. You know who you should ring? Joe Du.... Oh wait...'