Why We Think The Woman Stealing A Steamer Off A Child Video Is Fake

Don't worry, we'd be the first to call out Black Friday cuntery if we were sure of it but this video that is doing the rounds of a woman stealing a steamer from a child is surely a set-up?

Here, have a look first and we'll discuss after.

So here's why it can't be real in our eyes. First of all, if the store is only opening then why are there people wandering around already? Also, where does the woman in the red coat come from?

Then there are the blatantly obvious points: why has the woman three steamers in the first place and how has she them before everyone else? Why doesn't the woman in the red coat just take one off the floor? And when she did take it, just turn around and walk away? Don't try to hand-off the other woman. There's no way someone holding two steamers should be able to 'oppress' you anyhow.

Lastly, we come to the woman in the green body warmer (gilet to the more cultured of you). What the hell is she at? Fumbling around and pretending to swim or something. Watch it again but play close attention to her specifically.

So there you have it. Our investigative work here is done.