Today's Monday, and that can only mean one thing... A new week of celeb shite that is referred to by many as 'news'. It's about as much news as me telling you that I have a wicked cold but sure anyway, at least the celebs are somewhat more entertaining than the state of my health, somewhat.
Anyway, here's the first of what is sure to be a week filled with celeb infused drama and gossip that will make you do a cross between yawn from boredom and roll your eyes in annoyance, so here goes.
Stacey the Salmon got rid of a Jackass
So her name is Stacey Solomon, not that that makes an ounce of difference and he is Steve-O from the hit show 'Jackass' and well, they broke up. In what was possibly the most unlikely pairing ever, they lasted six months to be fair. That's five months and three weeks longer than anticipated. He lives in the States, she lives in England. They were fooling no one thinking it would work. Sorry guys.
Jennifer Lopez is Benjamin Button
J.Lo turned 46 at the weekend and she looked better than any 20-something year old ever could. Like a fine wine she gets better with age. Bravo Miss Lopez, bravo.
Ice T and Coco shook things up and created Frappuccino (Ice,frappuccino, get it? No? Ok then.)
At least I hope that's what they call their child, or at least keep it in the beverage line of some sort. The pair confirmed that after 14 years of marriage the granddad and his lovely wife are expecting their first baba. Congratulations to the happy pair.
Rita Ora got a new hair do and confirms she doesn't eat men
She doesn't think she deserves the title of 'man-eater' saying she is a very 'pure, innocent soul'. We believe you Rita! She also cut her hair into a short choppy bob type thing. We can't keep up anymore - basically it's short and bleach blonde.
The Kardashian/Jenners. Same old, same old.
To mix things up in the KJ news of the day we have a happy announcement. Caitlyn Jenner's son (who is relatively normal in comparison to other KJ members) welcomed a baby girl, Eva James with his wife Leah this week. Congrats. back to the others: Kim's bump is getting bigger as her baby is growing - shocker, Khloe didn't do drugs at Kylie's outrageous graduation party and Kendall posted a picture of her and a pal in a field and it got 1 million likes on Instagram. Oh to be a KJ.
Until tomorrow friends, that's all.
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