Ok calm down, it was a three headed shark in that awful new movie 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No' not actual real life.
George R. R. Martin will live to write another day so your worst fears in life can subside. He will finish those blessed books.
So obviously it would be very sad if he had actually died in real life, but maybe his gruesome death in the film is payback for all the horrific killings of the characters in his books. A poetic justice of sorts.
HOW'S IT FEEL, GRRM? -- Ned Stark #Sharknado3
— Kimberly Roots (@kimroots) July 23, 2015
Here's how a death to rival Oberyn Martell's death in 'The Mountain and the Viper' unfolded thanks to these Mashable gifs:
Ah just your average 3-headed shark at it's wedding, nothing to see here.
Oh Shiiiiiiit
BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Hat-Tip: Mashable
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