Is this the greatest Twitter exchange of all time?
It is, actually. Yeah.
Toblerone are one of those brands as old as time itself which have recently delved into the world of social media promotion, and bless the ancient bastards, they're still trying to come to grips with it.
Their naivety in seemingly responding to all Twitter mentions of the word 'Toblerone' came back to bite them in the ass when they questioned notoriously hostile, 'ALL-CAPS' advocate 'Bodybuilder_Neo' as to why he was 'shouting.'
JUST HAD SOME TOBLERONE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES AND IT WAS FUCKING CLASS
— HUNK NEO (@BODYBUILDER_NEO) June 17, 2015
@BODYBUILDER_NEO OF COURSE IT WAS! TOBLERONE IS THE BIZ. (Sorry, why are we shouting?)
— Toblerone (@Toblerone) June 17, 2015
@Toblerone SHUT UP YOU TRIANGLE CUNT. I'LL EAT YOU BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK ON HERE
— HUNK NEO (@BODYBUILDER_NEO) June 17, 2015
Has the word 'triangle' ever been used in such a vitriolic manner?
Profane, yes. But a work of art nonetheless.