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Tuesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

Tuesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Couldn't Be Arsed To Write About

Before we even start, the above photo is Miley Cyrus. No more needs to be said. Anyway, here is Tuesday's daily dose of celeb shite that shouldn't have made the news but low and behold it has, so hopefully this will keep you updated just in case it comes up in a pub quiz.

Hair is taking over the world

Well not really but at this stage we could nearly start a separate post "Today's Celeb 'Do" with all the attention a person's new hairstyle gets. Here's Alesha Dixon's 'do of choice: Blonde.

George turns 2

Prince George is having a party, with cake, and his granny and granddad Middleton in attendance, allegedly now. Stop the lights. How unusual that a two year old would be thrown a party, and with cake no less. Mind blowing.

Happy Birthday G!

An alien is to host MTV VMA's

Oh wait, sorry, it's actually just the attention seeking nutjob that is Miley Cyrus. Only two years after THAT jaw-droppingly uncomfortable twerking nightmare with Robin Thicke, now they are putting her in charge of the whole thing. Great call for ratings wise, provided she doesn't come in 'like a wrecking ball' and destroy the place first.

Eva Longoria still has a boyfriend

She wore a ring, people thought she was engaged. She's not. She still has a boyfriend. Congrats.

Keeping Up With The KJs (Kardashian/Jenners)

KJs will stick, it will. For today's helping: Kim can work a computer and found pictures of her husband's ex and fellow cleavage bearer Amber Rose on said computer. Khloé gets a new talk show called 'Kocktails with Khloé' which sounds more like an erotic novel, and Kylie is wearing even less clothing which we didn't think was possible so her boyfriend Tiger won't dump her.

stay classy

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