Fair play to Riyadh Khalaf, YouTuber and Spin 1038 presenter who attempted to teach his dad some internet slang. I could think of little worse than trying to explain what "Fap & Schluck" mean to my father. I'd sooner walk over hot coals if I'm honest but that's just me.
Mr. Khalaf isn't as clueless as you would expect a dad to be and in fairness to him his first responses aren't too far from what they sound like they should be, so he gets an A+ for effort.
From start to finish the whole video is comical so sit back, enjoy and be glad it's not you explaining these things to your father.
Hat-Tip: Riyadh Khalaf Twitter