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Wednesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Really Aren't Arsed To Write About

Wednesday's Biggest Celeb News That We Really Aren't Arsed To Write About

As much as we give out about celebs and having to write about them, they provide all the content for my daily posts so shout out to all the celebs who's mundane, day to day activities we drool over. You're keeping us in business.

Having said that there are still some questionable stories about these celebrities that really shouldn't make the news but somehow manage to. As it's our job to keep you informed, we shall pass on all the information required for you to sleep soundly in the knowledge you are up to date in the latest celeb happenings.

Here's Wednesday's daily dose.

Victoria Beckham is now a minion

Vicky B (can we call her that? well we will anyway) seems a lot more up for the craic than one might expect after she posted the above pic to her Instagram page. Who'd have thought they'd see Posh Spice in a loose fitting minion onesie? Not us, that's for sure.

Hugh Jackman (dub)smashes Katy Perry

He's some man for one man. About a week ago Hugh Jackman photobombed a news reported and this week he's perfectly lip syncing to Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" and it's a must see. What a lovable rogue.

Taylor Swift holds her boyfriend's hand while on a dinner date. Oh My God I can't believe it...

This is what I mean about non-stories but then again the fact I'm writing about it is very hypocritical of me. Ah well, basically it does what it says on the tin, T-Swift and Calvin Harris went for dinner and held hands while walking, and they lived happily ever after. The End. Oh and that's a picture of Taylor's cat just for shits and giggles.

Marnie Simpson from Geordie Shore is becoming a housewife

It was thought she was fired from the reality show but she has insisted she quit because being a fiancée is a full time role it would seem. Good luck with that. It's unlikely anyone cares but if you were a fan of the annoying smirky face she used to do on the show then sorry but you won't be seeing it again.

The Kardashian/Jenner daily dose

So, apparently Kim's mother told her to post THAT naked selfie on Instagram to prove she is actually pregnant. Nice of a mother to be giving sound advice like "get naked and post it for millions to see". Kylie replied to a tweet from X- Factor wannabe and all round nice lad, Jake Quickenden and she's basically cheating on Tiger and Kendall got a white broken heart tattoo on her finger so it will never be seen.

Ciao for now.

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