Nah, pack it up. Tear down the campaign posters. Don't even bother voting (well, absolutely do, but you know).
A Fine Gael TD for Kildare South has already blown the competition away as the inexplicable need for extravagant campaign videos and slightly creepy songs finally reaches 'full Irish' levels.
Martin Heydon didn't just throw down the gauntlet. He threw in a real Delorean. And it is glorious.
I have served as your local Fine Gael TD for Kildare South since 2011. From more jobs to new schools, funding for roads...
Posted by Martin Heydon on Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Take that, Michael Healy-Rae's shotgun!
It's an absolute game-changer from 'Marty', and truth be told it's refreshing to see a politician take the piss out of himself a little bit amongst the snooze-fest of straight-faced blathering and back-and-forths.
Proud lilywhite Heydon even predicts an All-Ireland for Kildare in 2019 which, frankly, seems the least believable aspect of the entire video.
What next? Michael McGrath shadow-boxing through the streets of Philadelphia in a grey tracksuit? Bring on more of these. Many more. Well played, Martin.