Ireland's second favourite Ted - after the priest - posted a photo of himself outside of Coppers yesterday in what must have been an undoubtedly wild night for the bear.
Whoa! Long day. Time to take it easy. I’ll have a quick bong before heading inside to look under a few nurses skirts. #TedOnTourIRL
Posted by Ted on Tuesday, 7 July 2015
However, the foul-mouthed caniform has moved to deny any links to a woman who is searching for the father of her son, who she slept with after meeting him in Coppers 12 years ago.
He said:
Despite his infertility, many reported seeing him shifting the face of many Coppers goers last ni ... Actually, you know what, I can't keep up this charade any more. It's a fucking Teddy Bear, photoshopped into a photo of Coppers in an effort to get the film more publicity. He wasn't really there.
Has 200,000 years of human evolution really brought us only this far?
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