Today's celeb news round up that we really couldn't be arsed to write in length about, allows for the return of 'do of the day,' features a song written for a vibrator and a possibly the most awkward interview ever.
Sit back, relax and enjoy today's daily dose of shite.
Calvin Harris looks just like a Coppers creep
Calvin shared a throwback of him and his mate Irv when they were teenagers and by God he looks drastically different to the Armani briefs wearing man we today know and love. He looks like a classic sleazy creep that would stumble into you and proceed to hit on you in Coppers and it's brilliant.
Carla needs to take a nap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTav-TowVLo
Possibly the most skin crawling, cringe-face inducing interview to ever exist took place this week while Cara Delevingne was promoting her new movie 'Paper Towns'. It was doomed from the word go with the presenter calling her 'Carla'. Just watch it, if you can stomach it.
Cheryl got her hair did
It's BACK!!!! 'Do of the day has returned and features Chery Fernandez Versini getting a new hair style for no apparent reason other than she felt like it. Why this is news is once again beyond me but in fairness, her hair is lovely and she is stunning so there is that.
Macy Gray wrote her new song for her Vibrator
That's actually a factual heading, no joke. The song is called 'B.O.B' and can be explained as so: B stands for battery, O is for operated, B is for better because he's not complicated. Well each to their own I suppose although that is definitely one of the weirder muses for songwriters. It has to be seen to be believed.
The KJs Are Up To The Same Old Shite
Khloé wore a dress with a hole cut out in the stomach area in a different colour to one Kim wore last year, Kourtney wants to get back with her baby daddy after seeing him with his ex-girlfriend, Kendall, while walking down the street wore a top that would be fit for a matador, albeit a raunchy matador. Kim posts booby-ful photo to Instagram.
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