I wish I could tell you that today's slice of celeb gossip is more enthralling than yesterday's but alas, it's not. It does just enough to fill you in on LaLa land but not enough to bore you to death.
Here's today's dose:
Brian McFadden has identity crisis. He thinks he's a Hozier/Liam Neeson hybrid
Clearly Vogue is taking their break up a lot better if Brian's latest Instagram offerings are anything to go by. Sure didn't she get a new hair do and she's happy as Larry. Brian on the other hand posted these bizarre videos of him after he well and truly lost the plot. He needs to be taken somewhere, but I'm not sure Church is the right place.
Liverpool + Essex = Gangsta wedding
A gangsta themed wedding isn't really high on most people's fairytale wedding lists but not surprisingly it's what cringe worthy reality stars John and Hannah something or other are planning for their big day. The pair got engaged after getting together on Love Island and Jon proposed during a fake wedding on the show, how romantic. Anyway she wants a tiara, 10 layers of hair extensions and a train covered in Swarovski crystals. Sounds like a classy affair.
Mom and dad kiss their daughter. Wait WHAT?
I know it's hard to believe that parents could be besotted by their new little baba but Helen Flanagan (Rosie in Corrie) and her boyfriend Scott Sinclair are those exact parents. They posted loads of pics to their Instagram accounts so if you want to see various child kissing poses check them out. Cute.
Kate gets catty with Cara
Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne are no longer friends after Kate's obsession for lists gets in the way of their friendship. according to highly reliable sources who shall not be named, Kate has a friendship list and Cara has been scratched off it because she decided to expand her career and try acting. No one is too worried, we always preferred CaKe anyway. (That's Cara and Kendall Jenner mashed together for you basic b***hes (AKA people with lives).
Kardashian/Jenners daily update
The KJs were back to their old tricks overnight, showing off their bums and what not. Khloé posed with a weight in her hand while wearing a skimpy swimsuit to show how her hard(ly) earned money was well spent on the gym to show all the 'troll haters'. You go gurl. Kim is still pregnant and wearing outlandish maternity clothes, the hussy young one is possibly but unlikely married, although nothing would surprise us with them. The mom, Kris is making too much noise having sex, her daughters heard her and don't like it. Oh cause kids usually love hearing their mother have sex. Eww.
That's all folks!
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