Following on from yesterday's serving of celeb drivel shouldn't be a hard act to follow, although those Kardashians really did have a lot to offer which will hopefully be drowned out by the rest of the mundane happenings in celebland today.
Sit back and prepare for today's dose of non-story stories.
Ed Sheeran has done the unthinkable
The unthinkable being he has made me question my love for (not even ashamed to admit it) the best ginger ever (yes I said it!). He has only gone and got a hideous lion tattoo on his chest, and it's feckin' massive and it's not even finished. Oh dear God! Some of his other tattoos have received my seal of approval but this is taking it a step way too far. NOT impressed Ed, not impressed.
Emma Watson took a vow of silence
She went on a silent retreat in the Canadian Rockies for a week to 'figure out how to be at home' with herself after she broke up with her boyfriend. Fair play to her, most of us just cry into a large pizza and three tubs of ice-cream, but each to their own.
Zayn Malik is seen with a girl TWICE in the same week. WHAT???
"Like OMG how could he do this to his ex-bae Perrie? It's too soon" - That's what one would imagine went through half the little teenage girl heads who saw Zayn out with the same girl twice in the same week, the team Perrie half obvs. It was reported by a fan on twitter who's name is 'Stalker Sarah' which is quite apt given the fact she knows his every move. It always amazes me the vested interest people have in these people who they don't now one bit personally. Sure look, at least it's entertaining.
Baby monkey clings on to Rihanna's boob and tries to rob her jewellery
She's on holiday in her native Barbados wearing an array of questionably skimpy bikinis while cuddling a baby monkey who, by the looks of the photo is trying to steal her jewellery. Well, sharing is caring!
Same old shit, different day in Kardashian/Jenner land
Kim posted a fully nude picture to her Instagram but for once we can't really slate her as much as we would like to because she is hitting back at body-shamers so yay Kimmy. Kylie posts some risqué pics to celebrate her birthday so nothing new really. Kendall looks Gothically great at a recent photoshoot and Kourtney wore a t-shirt and jeans after Kylie's birthday. How riveting.
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