Welcome to the first in this week's celeb news round up where the stories are so pointless that we've neither the time nor the motivation to try and report on them straight up so here's a quick update to keep everyone in the loop.
Taylor Swift fills out a questionnaire on her relationship with Calvin Harris
Calvin Harris and T-Swift are probably one of the better celeb pairings that don't make us want to claw our eyes out any time we see a story on them but we did find it a little odd when he recently said that she 'ticks all the boxes'. Naturally we assume that it's a relationship questionnaire but he could also be referring to the metaphorical 'boxes' of what he looks for in a woman. Probably the former though.
Vogue Williams discovered a good replacement for a husband: a new hair do.
In case you didn't know, Vogue Williams and Brian McFadden are donezo.
With the lack of enough important actual news, apparently their relationship is worthy of multiple news reports, even down to her break up hair do. She threw in a bit of colour to spice it up. Pink to make the boys wink.
Simon Cowell got a boob job
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini (Cole was so much easier) is a regular joker it would appear. It's a good look Simon, we approve.
Niall Horan hugs a female
Fans of One Direction went into meltdown (no surprises there so) when the Irish one was spotted out with a 'mystery blonde'. Sorry to be the bearer of horrific news but you never stood a chance. No picture for fear of copyright infringement but she's blonde and all images are blurry so yeh.
The KJs (Kardashian/Jenners) are up to the usual old shite
I'm determined to make the KJ's stick, It's rather catchy but anyway more importantly these are the antics they got up to in the last 24 hours: Kim and her Hubby ate an ice cream. WHAT? how dare they, Kourtney went for lunch with two of her three kids, Kendall falls of some skating scooter thing with Cara 'eyebrows' Delevingne and the young wan, looks like a floozy twice her age in a revealing swimsuit.
Join us tomorrow as we delve further into the Hollywood pit.
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